Golden, crunchy and delicious. The fortune cookie serves as "closure" to any cheap Chinese meal. One of the more childish things my friends and I do when we go to eat at the Chinese restaurant is read the fortune cookie and add "...in bed" to the end of every fortune.

Here's a collection of a few that my friends and I have received:

"Your self-reliance will solve most of your own problems..."
"The strengths in your character will bring you serenity..."
"A zesty partner is a big help in your efforts to get ahead..."
"You will be honoured..."
"The beginning of wisdom is to desire it..."
"More money and travel is in your future..."
"Be sympathetic and you will get a new insight in your dealings..."
"Something truly delightful awaits you..."
"A personal relationship will become more fulfilling..."
"You have a friendly heart and will be admired..."
"Now is a good time to start something new..."

and my favourite:

"Re-decorating will be in your plans..."

I should get some new linens or something. For more weird fortunes click here. My favourite is this one. And just in case you want to propose using a fortune cookie and need a customized/personalized fortune cookie click here.