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ahahahahahahahahaha XD

Dave you've got way too much time. How bout updateing out lab web page :)

Cute Dave! I especially liked Richard's purse. Yes it is Richard.

It's not a murse. We can't recklessly start giving incorrect names to different accessories, that would cause mass confusion in society. My messenger bag is a bag, the designers called it a messenger bag. Let's leave it at that. To call it anything else would go against the intent of the designers.

And Marnelle, a cheeseburger, small fries and a small coke is a Happy Meal.

Two words. Dee. Nile. It ain't just a river in Egypt no more.

Meh. Richard, at least I didn't kill you off in the cartoon as I had originally planned. Your magical "bag" saved your ass.

Watch for Episode 2 kids...coming after exams! Where the super girls ("Yearbook Girl", "Nut Allergies" & "K-Lo") duke it out with the Evil Law Society to prevent me from getting disbarred. Deven will co-star.

I'm not in denial. I'm calling it what it is. It's listed as a messenger bag, so that's what I'm calling it. And none of you guys have actually defined what a murse is. So far you've arbitrarily decided what is and isn't a murse. Yet you have no expertise in the area of bag designing or naming. The designers called it a messenger bag, unless if you're more qualified than they are, I'd use that term too.

BTW, it's not worn in front of me. Off to the side or to the back. You're making it look like I'm wearing some funky ass sporran. And I seriously hope it's not magic too.

Dave, I am in serious awe of your artistic genius.

Richard, it isn't a messenger bag, and it isn't even a murse. Just call a spade a spade. If I had the EXACT SAME BAG, people would call it a purse.

I never expected my short documentary to spark so much controversy over the murse/messenger bag issue. I intended the film to be an intimate but revealing foray into our school's lack of working electrical outlets in the lounge.

How many lineups must people wait for in order to warm up their meals in the sole working microwave?!?! How many laptops must die each year in the lounge because of lack of electricity before this school does something?!?!

Sigh.

It's always the electronic devices that are hit the hardest... *wipes tear from eye*

Guys, I think we should let Richard call it a messenger bag. After all, he wears it. We should leave him alone to call it whatever he wants to call it. If he wants to call it his "magic sporran", "mojo storage unit" or "crazy kangeroo pouch" that is up to him. Who are WE to say what HE should call it?

I say we leave him in peace!!!

That being said...we'll just have to call it a murse amongst ourselves. :P

How can someone say it's not a messenger bag when the designers called it one? I don't believe the designer's intent for nomenclature is subject to peer ridicule. But, this has gone too far, and I have work to do. Let's just compromise and call it what it is. It's a black Gucci bag. It's listed as a messenger bag, but I'm willing to go with "black Gucci bag" or simply "bag".

Now, on a more important matter, and more on topic, cartoon episodes. I seriously hope there will be an episode of "Slanty Eye for the White Guy" available. Episode 3 maybe?

Dave, I look forward to more episodes! I want to see more characters in future episodes, you had so many good ones in that email you sent earlier this week (t-shirt drawings). One more thing Dave, if I didn't know better I would have no idea (based on you taking the time to create a mini-movie) that exams are fast approaching!

"Exams". Nope. Never heard of that before.

On Murse vs Messenger Bag...

Would you call a self-proclaimed Quebecois with a Canadian passport a Canadian?

I was thinking more of a modifed Neon with spoiler and calling it a sports car doesn't disguise the fact that it still can't make it up the hill... wait hold thought on that one.

I still stand by what the designers called the messenger bag.

And to thred crap a bit more, you guys are aware that Dave's an eyebrow waxer, right? Hot wax being spread on his face and then having hair ripped out. Clearly that's deserving of some ribbing there, and it's more permanent than carrying an accessory. I can leave the messenger bag at home.

Sure dude. I did it once for the interviews last fall. And mostly because my ex used to rib me about my brows. And now I'm all self conscious about them. *sniff* Besides you gotta skank it up and look good when you're looking for a job. You never get a second chance for a first impression. Head and Shoulders taught me that.

And like you said, you should check out that guy with the super-mono brow who works at the coffee shop at the Bay. Now that's just nasty. Nah. Stee.

Rich, you keep trying to bring this eyebrow thing up, but it's not really winning you any points. It really doesn't help your cause because when you mention this, everyone looks at my bushy out-of-control brows and then they see your suspciously immaculate clean looking brows.

E'nuff said.

Aww, let's not be mean! That guy's really nice and tries his best to serve that horrible, horrible Blenz coffee well.

Isn't the point really not that Richard has a "messenger bag" aka a "murse" but, as he has often reminded us above, it is a DESIGNER bag(as the designers he informs us call it a messenger bag)... and a few moments later, not just a DESIGNER bag but a GUCCI bag? If anyone knows Richard (and we all love you murseman!), enough said.

Daneille,

I'm not sure where that line of reasoning is going, but I'm not liking it. The reason why I buy designer clothing is because other stores like the GAP don't make clothes that fit me. Crap, that doesn't work for a messenger bag does it?

And Meghan, you've seen the unibrow guy at the Bay Centre too? Seriously, he could braid that thing. It goes down the bridge of his nose.

I can't spell. Sorry Danielle