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 March 16, 2004

All I ever wanted was waffles...

This was all pre-Columbine. There was this kid in my high school that never talked to anyone. And I really mean not a word. Zip.

Not surprisingly, he was kinda ostracized by all other the kids which only led to people making fun of him. He used to have his locker right next to me so I tried to engage him in conversation as best I could. At the beginning of the year he thought I was also trying to make fun of him. However, by end of the school year I was able to engage him in a simple four-sentence conversation comprising of the following: "Hey!"; "Hello."; "Have a good weekend!"; "You too".

And when other kids asked me why I even bothered talking to him. I told them: "Dude one day that kid is gonna go crazy. And he's gonna come in here with a German made 50 caliber bolt-action rifle with laser guided scopes and he's gonna take all you mofos down."

"Me? He's gonna take me out for breakfast. I'm gonna have the waffles...with milk."

He never did take me out for waffles.

Posted by Dave at March 16, 2004 12:31 PM

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