I just wrote my worst midterm ever!!! Woo hoo! This is a new high/low point in my academic career! Wheeeee!!!

(To professor): So...did you want my blood and guts included with the exam booklet, or shall I just leave them on the floor?

*idly kicks aside entrails with foot*

Ah well...it was to be expected. I knew going in that I had a fat-kid's-chance-in-gym-class of doing well. Anyway...this all means I gotta do well on the final.

Ahhh...phooey.