Unhealthy things...

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Thinking of having a potluck at my place this Saturday (Scott and I were talking about this briefly the other day). He was commenting how you should really go for an all meat and nuts potluck. Just to piss off all the vegetarians. Actually a girl in my class is violently allergic to nuts. All the more reason, I say! Think extra meat and nuts kids!

And pork rinds for snacks. Heh. I don't even like pork rinds. What are rinds anyway? Aren't they just deep fried pig skins? Hmmm....pork skins.

Swimming in gravy.

Awww...they're all down at the bottom? Gee...sorry there! Just wait for them to float up to the top! Hmm....for some reason that reminds me of movie popcorn. You know how they squirt butter soup all over your popcorn? I bet it's probably the oil they skim off the water they used to boil the hotdogs.

Last note. I heard from an unofficial source that had a friend who worked at one of those fast food Taco **** joints. They got the meat in liquid plastic bags. Yah. Exactly. It came in "liquid" form (apparently it solidifies after frying). Yummers.

Yo. That's so anti-Jared (you know...that Subway guy). So...ummm...why exactly am I hungry now?

Posted by Dave at October 20, 2002 10:43 PM