He's alive...

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Hi!!! *wave*

Ok ok. So after a three month hiatus...I'm back.

So let's catch up! Hmm...lemme fast forward through my life from the past few months. Summer was REAL busy. Went off for a week long photo road trip through the Rockies (touched a glacier oooh!), had 20 relatives from Korea visit me (all at the same time...aiyah!), finally found a girlfriend (yah...don't die out of shock! I could hardly believe it either...well...until she dumped me. *nervous laughter*), got accepted at clown school (they made a mistake. shhhh...so don't tell them), moved to a new city, and started drinking Vanilla soy milk (never touched that stuff until this summer). Certainly, it has been an interesting few months.

(As Martha Stewart would say, "and that's a good thing". Umm...lemme guess...it goes well with the mango chutney too? Gee thanks Martha.) Well, it's been an absolutely, incredibly, exciting and exhilarating rollercoaster adventure. And I'm only talking about the part of me drinking soy milk. So yah. In one word? Wow. I suppose I could get more detailed about things. But I won't. Awww...dissatisfied? Well, just go buy some soy milk and try it for yourself. Hah. Actually...no joke! I actually don't mind drinking that stuff.

I like mixing it with my Enriching Greens that I have in the mornings. Make sure to get a proper shaker if you're mixing powders though. Took me the whole summer to realize this. A spoon or stir rod (chopstick) just doesn't cut it--no wonder my chemistry lab results were always wrong. Those darn lab monkeys told me stirring was good enough! *shakes fist* Damn you lab monkeys!!! I might have actually passed chemistry. Grrrr. Anyway, if you don't use a shaker, you usually can drink most of the solution (hah! check out my fly-ass chem grade 9 vocab knowledge!), but you still need to break out the forks and knives to chow down on the powder chunks at the bottom of your cup. Powder chunks may be slimy on the outside, but they're crunchy on the inside. And we're not talking about the good friendly kind of crunchy either. We're talking nasty crunchy. Trust me, you don't wanna go there. It's like a bathroom party in your mouth. And everyone had chilli for lunch. (Ahhh...good to know my sick bathroom humour is still with me these days. *pats self on back*).

ANYWAY...so now I'm living in the city of Victoria, BC (a good 1.5 hour boat ride from Vancouver). Heh. I guess now I can say I *AM* fresh off the boat (FOB). Mrrrr....sorry. Bad joke. Wah!!! Victoria is quaint, cute and slow. In other words, it's over-populated by seniors, everyone here drives like melting butter and the nightlife practically ends before 10PM. But hey, it keeps me out of trouble and my nose clean.

For most of the time anyway.

Ok. Midterm coming up fast. I haven't been doing my readings...so I definately got to get up Amish ass-crack of dawn and start studying.

Hope all is well with everyone. Missed y'all madly. Genuine chunkloves to everyone. More updates when I've got the time...

Posted by Dave at October 19, 2002 11:59 PM