A small sampling of my late night conversations?

Me: Blah! I can't believe it! Care to shoot me in the head?
Him: It's best not to mull over such things. Only random killings.
Me: With our colour coded beating sticks?
Him: Ah yes. And our Prada handbags. With bricks.
Me: Yes. Because when wreaking havoc and causing pain, it's so important to do it in style.

Sigh.

And we wonder why we're both still single. Puh-leez.