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10. Never trust them to hold off on the mayo. Just tell them to skip everything and bring it home and spread it yourself.
09. When girls tell you nothing is wrong, they really mean everything is wrong.
08. If they keep insisting nothing is wrong, it's probably something you did. Good job buddy.
07. Mud drenched dogs like to leap onto your clean white khakis.
06. Never lend money to friends. You can give it away, but never lend it.
05. In the end, you always get what you pay for.
04. There are dumb questions and dumb people. Dumb people are those who make more mistakes by not asking the dumb questions.
03. "Righty tighty, lefty loosey."
02. When all else fails, you can always become a Rodeo Clown.
01. "Beer then liquor, and you'll never be sicker; liquor then beer, and you'll be in the clear."
09. When girls tell you nothing is wrong, they really mean everything is wrong.
08. If they keep insisting nothing is wrong, it's probably something you did. Good job buddy.
Damn straight! I wish more guys would realize that.
Heh. Don't worry. We all learn it the hard way...eventually.
Posted by: Dave on March 27, 2002 12:56 AMso true, so true!
Posted by: ladybug on March 29, 2002 02:46 PMI'm not so sure those 10 things we guys learn are random, randomized yes...random no.
Posted by: wantwit on March 31, 2002 09:01 PMI am now a fully qualified rodeo clown
Posted by: King Coopa on May 3, 2002 02:08 AM