David is smelly! Write about your smellyness David! You silly leprachaun ^__^

Ahh...so the truth of my life must be revealed.

*sigh*

Once upon a time, there was a smelly leprechaun named David. He was the stinkiest leprechaun in all of Leprechaunia. And nasty ugly too. Not just ugly--I mean some really nasty ugly. The kind of ugly that doesn't go away with lots of alcohol. So anyway, since he was so nasty, he was exiled from Leprechaunia and forced to live amongst the humans. But one day, three human men attacked David from behind, thinking that they could get some gold. Unfortunately, David was exiled without pay so he owned no gold.

As he was lying in a pool of his own blood and vomit, he thought to himself, "hmmm...life is really hard for a leprechaun in a human's world." He decided that life is too short and that after the men finished breaking his other leg, he would try to live each day to the fullest. While he was hallucinating from all the pain, he even decided that he would try to go back to Leprechaunia and rescue the fair Princess Lala from the evil Lord Lulu. Lord Lulu? Oh...you've probably seen him in movies--he played the leprechaun in Leprechaun I, II, III, and IV.

Oh. And the human men came back four times in that night. Oh, it was a beating you haven't seen since Rodney King.

Amazingly David survived all the beatings and took two months to recover. When he finally took off his bandages, he thought to himself, "I can't wait to head off to rescue that Princess." He grabbed his trusty walking stick and headed back out to Leprechaunia.

But then he slipped on a banana peel and cracked his head open on the pavement.

The End.

So there. The morale of the story? Carpe diem? Live each day to the fullest? Nah. Throw your banana peels into the garbage cans, kids.

ooooooooohhhhh~~
david~!
your blog block has been healed~!!! :)

wow mary.. that's some talent there!
*looks up at mary in awe*

Yes. Let's all bow down to mighty Mary.

*bows*

But no, Sunny. Still got blog block. Just don't feel like writing an entry. Heh. Maybe I'll just keep adding to this comment thread. Hmmm. There's an idea!