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A long day filled with little stresses. But thank goodness it's over!
So I'm sitting back, chatting with folks on IM, listening to J. pop and sipping a can of diet Coke. Well...fake diet Coke actually. It's that nasty Safeway Select stuff. Now if you thought diet Coke tasted funny, this stuff tastes more foul. Quite frankly, it's the crappiest Coke I have ever tasted in my life.
But I'm still drinking it. Why? You know what? I really don't know the answer to that question. Maybe it's because it has been sitting in my fridge for the longest time. (I think sometime since the Clinton administration. Well not that long ago. It was in the post-Monica era, I think). I was actually going to snack on carrots but we're fresh out (again). Hmmmers. So I open the fridge door and there it was. A lonely can of fake diet Coke. It seduced me. It called my name and said: "DRINK ME".
Okay. *sips*
Awwwwwww. Gawd! That's awful!
*sips again*
Hmmm..."It's like a party in my mouth...and everyone's throwing up."