I'm a daydreamer.

I think about the most useless things. Sometimes I wonder if things would be different:

...if I had a million dollars.
...if I could fly.
...if I could re-live the last ten years of my life.
...if I was Jewish.
...if I was fluent in five languages.
...if I smiled more.
...if I joined the Army.
...if I had said yes instead of no.
...if I was the King of Spain.
...if I was tall and played basketball.
...if I could sing.
...if I had X-Ray vision.
...if I didn't daydream so much.

Meh. I'm a daydreamer. And darn proud too.