Thanks for the crappy fish sticks...

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Went out last night to watch Time Machine. What a crappy movie! Definately a rental. Well if even a rental! Go download it off the Internet or something. Ugh. What a waste of money.

Crappy fish sticks.

On the upswing...my cold has gotten worse today. Yay! Everytime I swallow it feels like a mob of angry miniature monkeys are shoving knives down my throat. And I'm not talking about those dull butter knives you get at the school cafeteria. I'm talking about those nasty double edged serrated steak knives you get at the fancy restaurants.

Stupid monkeys.

So why is that we have to swallow so many times in a day? Can you go a whole day without swallowing? Is that even humanly possible?

*nonchalantly wipes drool off the keyboard*

Ewww. Ok back to swallowing.

Owww.

Darn monkeys! *shakes fist*

Posted by Dave at March 10, 2002 01:33 PM