FOR SALE: (1) Human Being. Comes with orignal packaging.

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The other day I came across a silly site called Human For Sale. Basically, it's a simple questionaire (age, sex, height, IQ, education, etc) that you fill out to calculate your value/worth.

On the webpage it says it: "will attempt to place a value on your life using a variety of criteria in 4 basic facets of life (physical, mental, lifestyle, personality)".

Who says you can't put a value on a life?

Now we all know it's really a bunch of horse manure. The site doesn't even specify how it calculates the worth...but it's all fun and games anyway.

So I filled it out. Turns out I'm worth "exactly" $2,301,974.

Uhhh...

Whoa...wait a sec. Hmm. A thought occurs.

Considering that they sell almost anything on E-bay these days, I should list myself.

Effective immediately. I, David Chun, am up for sale to the highest bidder. Recently appraised at over $2.3 million. One of a kind. Possible collector's item. Comes with certificate of authenticity and all original packaging. Barely used. Can function as house pet or universal remote. House trained. Bonus: unit comes with 2 functioning kidneys worth approximately $2500 (each) on black market. Too many extras to list here. Starting bid: $1.

Any takers?

Posted by Dave at September 03, 2001 01:51 PM