My Wish List to Santa!!!

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Eghads! It's Christmas shopping season already! Mastercard is already playing X-mas themed ads on TV, and shopping malls are decorated to the hilt.

Already!?!?!? AHHHHHHHH!!!!

I don't even want to think about the holiday shopping season. I'm sorry, but I haven't been working for most of this year, so financially, I'm broke as a bad heroin junkie. Gift wise, friends and family are going to be getting a big helping of NOTHING.

I think after all my exams are done, I'll spend the two weeks before Christmas writing everyone, in my Outlook address book, personalized e-mail cards. But that's about it. All you mofo's have been warned...

I spent some time thinking of gifts I'd like from Santa this year. (Sorta a jab at those people who post Amazon wish lists on their sites). Heh. So without any further delay, I give you my "Top 10 Wish List to Santa for 2001":

10. World peace. I asked this last year...and like, hello?!? Nothing? What gives, fat man?
9. A date.
8. With a hot desperate woman.
7. Who was actually born a woman.
6. Superhuman powers.
5. A life.
4. Bus money.
3. Preparation H. Economy size.
2. Pork rinds.
1. Friends. Real ones. (And not taped episodes this time).

The way I see it...it all boils down to superhuman powers. If I had that, I could probably get everything else on the list by myself. So is that too much to ask? I don't think so... I mean, cuz I think I deserve it. After all, I've been mostly good.

Aiyee. Well, besides. We all know that I'm all that and a bag of chips...

Crushed stale chips. In an open bag. Ripped wide open. Lying at the bottom of the trash bin, that is.

Heh. Merry pre-X-mas.

Posted by Dave at November 13, 2001 01:04 PM