Attention shoppers...

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Hey...guess what I found at my local supermarket!

It sounds like real crap, but you can't believe it's not the real thing!

Still have time to waste? Well, listen to some of these more professional commercials. (Remember to turn on your speakers...)

Courtesy of Jellyvision
1. "Patrick L. Bender - Attorney at Law"
2. "Xenora - Warrior Princess I"
3. "St. Joseph's Boy Choir"
4. "Reasons Not to Order the Veal"
5. "Toilet Paper"
6. "Xenora - Warrior Princess II"

Courtesy of Sound America
1. "AOL"
2. "Yogurt"
3. "Intercom School"
4. "A&P Store"

Ahem. That is all. Carry on, Earthlings.

Posted by Dave at May 14, 2001 12:11 AM