My dream car...

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I was watching the Fast and the Furious, a couple of weeks ago. Yeah. I admit it. I watched it.

*shrug*

What can I say? I'm an Asian guy. Something about west coast Asian guys and modified cars. We go together like sushi and wasabi. Errr....or something like that.

Anyhoo, as I was watching the movie, I realized there are lots of cars out there that I'd like to drive...but I think I'd really like to own an Oscar Mayer Wienermobile.

Sure...everyone else says they'd like to own a MB, BMW, Audi, Acura, Ferrari, etc. But that's just too boring. I just dig being the different guy on the block. I'd like pull up in my super-fly-dope Wienermobile. Besides...you oh so know that the "hott chicks (TM)" dig the car.

And you know what? I'd modify it too. A kickin' stereo system, a Veilside bodykit, a huge spoiler on the back, Eibach sports springs with a two inch drop, 18" alloy rims with Pirelli rubber, an Eaton supercharger, and a loud Greddy exhaust. Perhaps I would add a NOS system too. And I would put huge stickers on it. Instead of "got NOS?" stickers, I'd plaster it with "got CONDIMENTS?" stickers.

Silly? Stop laughing. Why? Well...just imagine how ego-deflating it would be to pull up to a stop light, only to be outdragged by a Wienermobile! Yeah...and you know all those nasty drivers that cut people off? Well I would punish them by cutting them off too. Can you imagine how annoying it would be to get cut off by a Wienermobile? Hahaha. Someday...when I have enough money. I'll get one.

*rubs hands in glee*

Yeah. I know. I'm an odd duck.

Posted by Dave at February 06, 2002 02:48 PM