More useless crap... Woo hoo.

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With deadlines looming closer, I've been toiling in the library doing research for my term papers. Admittedly, I don't have to write as many pages as previous semesters, but I am particularly concerned about one essay. You see I'm writing a paper about the U.S. Revolution (more specifically the Committees of Safety in the Chesapeake Bay area and their imposition of authority and establishment of legitimacy in years 1775-6). I have absolutely no background knowledge in U.S. history, so I'm going a little insane here. Oh well.

In my last update, I suggested that I actually enjoy receiving e-mails. But in order to RECEIVE e-mails, one does have to take the time to actually WRITE e-mails. "But...like...seriously, who has the...like...time for this?"

When you receive e-mails from friends do you seriously have the time to create a lengthy reply during exam time? Well, I was looking through my old humour files, and I found my standard e-mail form. What is it? Well you can use it to create a quick response letter! Why should you use it? Well...because you care about replying to your friends--besides they're worth the 2 seconds it takes to tab + arrow-key through my form!

Hi ! Haven't talked to you for a long timeawhileages! What's upHow's it goingWassupHow's the homeys hanging down in the hood? Sorry I didn't respond to your e-mail sooner cuz i was in the hospital recovering from a freak accidentmy e-mail server was down for a weekmy pet Rover was sick all week and I had to take care of himi was stuck in traffic for a week.

I hope you're alrighteverything is going great with you thoughyou're recovering well from the food poisoningyou're still not mad at me. I'm doing finegreatokbad, i guess. got lots of workdebtfat that i'm trying get rid of, so that's keeping me busy i suppose. Trying to relax when I can and get the usual 345678 hours of sleep. Gotta live a healthy life i suppose! Ha, yeah right! I was just telling my friend PamFredStacyPeteBeezlebub about that time when you and i got drunkspray painted all those chickensgot arrestedmooned the cameraBoy did we have a laugh over that one. Well I gotta go, I've got an essay to finishmy oven is onAlly Mcbeal is startingnuclear war is starting and i'm not prepared yet!

Keep cool, Later babeesweeteedude,

(So you can copy and paste into your e-mail or word processor).

Ok ok...so maybe this form isn't for everybody... Well, for more sample forms take a look here.

Posted by Dave at March 18, 2001 11:23 PM